Nope, I'm keeping him. :P I will love him and pet him and call him George.
...and no one will get that but me, but that's okay.

Since you asked so nicely... and wow, Carrie's going to wish she'd never suggested this... :))



And today we've learned that rifling through our English teacher's medicine cabinet is a BAD BAD idea, because the odds of finding icky things are very high...