HA. I am so keeping him. If you're nice to me, I might share (and I might explain why I'd call him George, which you know he'd like, though perhaps he'd prefer John).

Oh puleese.



Our next lesson is that grabbing onto a ceiling fan to avoid a man-hating dog is really not a good plan.

I sincerely hope this amuses you, Carrie. Please don't kill me tomorrow.