I'm Prison Mike!

The worst thing about prison is the Dementors! *dies*

Things are tough at work right now and I'm getting really anxious about it. There is a reason I'm not a programmer - I have very little patience for this process. I have a ton of holiday stuff to do and we leave for Florida early Wednesday morning. *freaks out*

And yes, fine, I was just bitching about DCist, but this looks really cool! We'll be out of town that weekend but I do hope somebody plays - I'd love to hear about it!

ATTN: Childless people

Be glad that there are no little hands slipping red crayons into your laundry. The load that just came out of the dryer looks like something bled all over it.

Between losing their jackets and staining half their wardrobes at once, these children are going to bankrupt me.