An extra shot of horror with my frappucino

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This guy was sitting in my favorite Starbucks when I walked in tonight. Today's suit was white, covered with orange question marks. When he left he walked a gauntlet of smirking stares - I can't imagine walking through life wearing that. He was carrying a motorcycle helmet with question marks painted all over it so, wow, he must REALLY like people looking at him.

I have just officially encountered the anti-Carrie.