wordplay

longtimegone: http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/112859.html?mode=reply&style=mine
there's your daily dose of Capt Fine getting a latte

wordplay: I love how it looks like he's about to burst out of his shirt

longtimegone: it's hard being that hot
even your clothes want to undress you

wordplay: SHIRT: I am a conscientious objector! Don't make me do this!

longtimegone: :))
Mmmmm pretty
is that a CAMO GYM BAG?

wordplay: well, at least now you know who to mail your clapotis to?

longtimegone: AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

wordplay: actually, he's just metro enough to pull it off
thumbsz up

longtimegone: :))

wordplay: dooooo iiiiiiit

longtimegone: he totally is
how hilarious would that be
"Dear Captain Fine,
I loved you as Kirk
and seeing your creepy pap pics each day as you got your daily latte in your too tight in the crotch jeans, carrying your camouflage gym bag totally inspired me to knit this for you. Live long and hotly. Love, Kristen"

wordplay: A is asking me why I'm laughing with my mouth full
you know, Kristen
it's almost like kismet
serendipity, even

longtimegone: ahahaahaha oh A
YES
I mean, I almost!knit a camo clapotis, and he carries a camo gym bag
IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE STARSZ

wordplay: you're totally MFEO

longtimegone: well, duh
someone one the comm suggested we start calling him Capt Bulge
approvesz

wordplay: well, which is not unreasonable
at all
but loses some of the ridiculous of the whole thing and goes straight to the dirty

longtimegone: really. I stare at his crotch more than his face I feel

(usernotes: the z-after-s thing is an ill-advised private joke. Also, for this to be really funny, you need backstory: Kristen started knitting this really sort-of-ridiculously-popular scarf pattern, the Clapotis, in some gorgeous muted green Manos, which knitted up looking pretty much exactly like camo. Because Kristen is from Alabama and the whole sales pitch of the Clapotis is that it's supposed to be all high-fashiony French, I have not stopped mocking her for this, even though it's been almost a year, because I am kind of a jerk like that.

ETA: Now with v. exciting, super-hot automobile/key action!