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wordplayGo to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.
1. Your name: Carrie
hottest girl ever. always hard to get. sassy and classy at the same time. stunning eyes that draws you in. gorgeous and sexy. usually looks for independence and always good at everything.
a dime piece, the realest bitch. never betrays her friends and always keeps her word.
girl 1: jeremy, david, andy and james tried to get at her. they failed miserably
girl 2: get at who?
girl 1: carrieeeee...
(ed. OMG IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW ME)
2. Your age: 36
The Correct Canadian Slang for the number '36' is Pussy.
Dude, I was with your sister last night and scored me some 36.
3. One of your friends: Kristen, who will be here this weekend!
Slang for "most awesome girl ever"
Billy: You are so kristen!
Kristen: Thanks you!
4. What should you be doing? work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
5. Your favourite colour: green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6. Your birthplace: Texas
A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805.
The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Whataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.
AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.
(ed.: well, hell, now I want a Whataburger)
7. Last person you talked to: husband
1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.
1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.
8. Last thing you had to drink: diet Dr Pepper
n. Tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper
I bought Diet Dr. Pepper because it was on sale.
9. Your nickname: wordplay
Though most commonly used with reference to rapping/MCing to a beat, how an artist plays with the acoustics or meaning of words for artistic effect within song, written verse, poem or freestyle
This includes the constructing of bars/lines with:
words of double/triple meaning for humour or effect.
words that are not obviously recognisable as rhymes to one another when pronounced correctly yet may share assonance and there for can be used in place of standard rhymes structurally with in a verse.
Also multiple rhyme patterns within lines added for show effect and cohesion.
Wordplay is one of the technical areas that can be assessed when judging how technically skilled an rapper/MC is.
Pharaohe Monch,Big L,Big Pun, Eminem are some examples of MC's whose work can be particually rich in wordplay.
he my sell allot of albums but he aint got good wordplay
Apparently there is a rapper from the UK who uses "wordplay" - he friended me on Twitter as wordplay_uk. *namesquats* :D
1. Your name: Carrie
hottest girl ever. always hard to get. sassy and classy at the same time. stunning eyes that draws you in. gorgeous and sexy. usually looks for independence and always good at everything.
a dime piece, the realest bitch. never betrays her friends and always keeps her word.
girl 1: jeremy, david, andy and james tried to get at her. they failed miserably
girl 2: get at who?
girl 1: carrieeeee...
(ed. OMG IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW ME)
2. Your age: 36
The Correct Canadian Slang for the number '36' is Pussy.
Dude, I was with your sister last night and scored me some 36.
3. One of your friends: Kristen, who will be here this weekend!
Slang for "most awesome girl ever"
Billy: You are so kristen!
Kristen: Thanks you!
4. What should you be doing? work
A worldwide slave labour organisation used to control modern man and prevent independant thought from occuring in any form. This is the reason it's much harder to make anything of yourself working in creative arts, such as acting and singing - the government sees anyone more popular than them as a threat to their power. It is also an ingenious creation to make placebos such as computers and photocopiers look important to our way of life. Some may argue that the workplace is desigend to build character and learn about teamwork...others prefer to think of it as the perfect place to practise your aiming skills as you throw ball after ball of scrunched up paper into the bin in the corner, then make a little competition out of it with fellow colleagues.
You are here to work, not to have fun!
5. Your favourite colour: green
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
6. Your birthplace: Texas
A state of the south-central United States. It was admitted as the 28th state in 1845. Explored by the Spanish in the 16th and 17th centuries, the region became a province of Mexico in the early 19th century. Texans won their independence in 1836 after a gallant but losing stand at the Alamo in February and a defeat of Santa Anna's forces at the Battle of San Jacinto (April 21). Denied admission as a state by antislavery forces in the U.S. Congress, the leaders of Texas formed an independent republic that lasted until 1845. Austin is the capital and Houston the largest city. Population: 17,059,805.
The Lonestar State, The State that still believes that criminals should be punished, Home of the Whataburger, home of Southern Hospitality, HTown, And Everythang thats bigger and better.
AND NO!! We Dont all walk around with cowboy hats and boots, and we're all not rednecks....for that...see oklahoma.
I'm finna kick your ass if you mess with Texas.
(ed.: well, hell, now I want a Whataburger)
7. Last person you talked to: husband
1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.
1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.
8. Last thing you had to drink: diet Dr Pepper
n. Tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper
I bought Diet Dr. Pepper because it was on sale.
9. Your nickname: wordplay
Though most commonly used with reference to rapping/MCing to a beat, how an artist plays with the acoustics or meaning of words for artistic effect within song, written verse, poem or freestyle
This includes the constructing of bars/lines with:
words of double/triple meaning for humour or effect.
words that are not obviously recognisable as rhymes to one another when pronounced correctly yet may share assonance and there for can be used in place of standard rhymes structurally with in a verse.
Also multiple rhyme patterns within lines added for show effect and cohesion.
Wordplay is one of the technical areas that can be assessed when judging how technically skilled an rapper/MC is.
Pharaohe Monch,Big L,Big Pun, Eminem are some examples of MC's whose work can be particually rich in wordplay.
he my sell allot of albums but he aint got good wordplay
Apparently there is a rapper from the UK who uses "wordplay" - he friended me on Twitter as wordplay_uk. *namesquats* :D
